Jealousy Is Not Becoming

...but after Darren sent this photo of my Dad and his Big Zook, grown in Darren's garden:

I am all but consumed with envy.

We have plenty of green vegetation, but no vegetable like that zucchini! Maybe with the past two days of major thunderstorms and all-night rain, our plants will start to produce edibles as massive because of their water intake. At least everything in our garden will be as green as me.