We Don't Know This Guy

We are sitting by the pool, minding our business, when *this* guy shows up:

Will is shocked and amazed at the fashion display:


And then the guy claims to know Will, chasing after him, claiming a family relation or some such nonsense.
Really, we would *never* be related to someone who wears a surfer shirt and a ladies' sun hat a la foreign legion.

Oh, wait....