Of course, we all have our reasons. Mine has to do with a box of chocolate kept in the kitchen.
Which reminds me of a story. When I was 5 or 6 my parents split. I had to go see a judge and he asked me where I wanted to live. I said with Daddy. Why? "Because he gives me candy." No lie.
So see how Will presses all the right buttons?
[I also identified the bookends in the judge's office as Abraham Lincoln. Foreshadowing...]
Aww, pookie. That's sweet.
ReplyDeleteOf course, we all have our reasons. Mine has to do with a box of chocolate kept in the kitchen.
Which reminds me of a story. When I was 5 or 6 my parents split. I had to go see a judge and he asked me where I wanted to live. I said with Daddy. Why? "Because he gives me candy." No lie.
So see how Will presses all the right buttons?
[I also identified the bookends in the judge's office as Abraham Lincoln. Foreshadowing...]